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JOKES, ANECDOTES, PUNS, PERSONAL OR OTHER FUN STORIES

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Started by #562152 [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 15:28
DO YOU HAVE A FUNNY STORY, PERSONAL OR OTHERWISE? ANY PUNS, ANECDOTES, OR JOKES? THEY CAN BE ABOUT SEX OR NOT. JUST MAKE THEM FUNNY. ILLUSTRATIONS ARE OK.
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,Jan,19 21:36 other posts 
This is not too funny, but I think too sexy. My best close-up ever.

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(Let's see how the dog will react. )
By dgraff [Ignore] 10,Jan,19 05:14 other posts 
Looks unhealthy and is that a sore I see you better get your self checked by a doctor after that one seriously though Leo I'm concerned about your health one day your going to catch something from one of your hookers something you don't want


By #562152 05,Jan,19 09:07
Hey, all!

Is anyone familiar with a former member by the screen name of born-to-please? If you are, a member by the name of WoooHoooo77 has asked about her. Apparently, she left due to health reasons and he is wondering how she is in the event that someone might have stayed in touch with her. Please contact WoooHoooo77 if you have any information to share. Thank you.

Per Bella
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 02:54 other posts 
Is that really what the bella posted?
By dgraff [Ignore] 09,Jan,19 21:03 other posts 
Bella Bella Bella
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,Jan,19 21:30 other posts 
You're in love with her?


By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 21:53 other posts 
Two hundred years ago there was a nice sex club in Britain.
Beggars Benison.

Here's an artefact from it:
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Men and women used to get together and masturbate.

Entry from their proceedings:

"1737. St. Andrew's Day. 24 met, 3 tested and enrolled. All frigged [masturbated]. The Dr. expatiated. Two nymphs [young girls], 18 and 19, exhibited as heretofore. Rules were submitted by Mr. Lumsdaine for future adoption. Fanny Hill was read. Tempest. Broke up at 3 o'clock a.m."

I wonder who the Bella (a.k.a. site police) was back then. I'm sure there was one. One who infiltrates the sex club and tries to stop them. There's always one.
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Jan,19 21:27 other posts 
Aussie man and even mitts calmed down but you and lix just keep on running your big fucking mouths
By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Jan,19 23:45 other posts 
What's your fucking problem? I'm not even talking about you, why do you care?
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Jan,19 05:34 other posts 
I care for the same reason you don't like when I disrespected lix same thing shut your mouth and I will shut mine
By leopoldij [Ignore] 07,Jan,19 15:51 other posts 
It's not that you disrespected lix, it's that your only purpose is to incite hatred.
You're NOT invited to incite hatred.
Do you speak English or should I say that in Arabic or whatever your native tongue is?
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لا تنتشر الكراهية
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Jan,19 19:52 other posts 
I see you lix I have vulture eyes
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Jan,19 22:53 other posts  ⤴
I'm 6ft 6in and 223lbs I think I earned the right to go were I want when I want I answer to no one and even though lix out weighs me by at least 75 lbs I still think I can trim her and you
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 02:49 other posts 
You really can't understand simple English.
By dgraff [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 05:57 other posts 
Try speaking hill Billy
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 23:03 other posts 
I found you on YouTube. Indeed, hill Billy is incomprehensible.

only registered users can see external links
By dgraff [Ignore] 09,Jan,19 05:45 other posts 
Yep good old boys
By dgraff [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 06:10 other posts  ⤴
You couldn't discuss the price of soap in a sex club two hundred years ago they didn't use any think about it most of them died at an early age due to sickness and communicable illnesses
By #485312 07,Jan,19 04:06⤴
the vulture cant stay away *Lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 02:52 other posts 
That Was a real sex club. Imagine the equivalent of Bella back then, one who would want to use the group as a forum for discussing soap prices rather than sex....


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:02
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Jan,19 02:55 other posts 
Que salen a vender... WHAT?


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:02
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By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:01
Salen


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:01
Que


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:01
Diferentes putas


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:01
The


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:00
That


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:00
Believe


By #562152 07,Jan,19 09:00
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By #562152 06,Jan,19 19:08
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
 
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
 
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
 
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
 
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
 
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U. C. L. A.
 
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
 
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 
A will is a dead giveaway.
 
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 Hahaha


By #551147 02,Jan,19 16:03
Lesbians REFUSE to shop at Dick's... 😉
By #562152 02,Jan,19 16:17
By shyman [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 16:34 other posts  ⤴
But you can always find them buying a bottle at a LickHer Store.
By #551147 06,Jan,19 06:02
Very nice!


By #562152 05,Jan,19 08:59
WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS?  ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK- IN AND CLEAN THEM?


By strokesalot35 [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 01:23 other posts 
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But, it's hard.

.. so, so hard.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 02:36 other posts 
Never let a hard innuendo be wasted. Find a pussy and stick it in.
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Well, not ANY pussy, but a pussy that's worth that.
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You don't want, for example, to stick it in Bella's pussy. Both you and your innuendo will vanish.


By #562152 02,Jan,19 16:21
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By #551147 02,Jan,19 16:44
Lmao
By dura2000 [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 16:55 other posts  ⤴
Ha ha.


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