Started by #433667 [Ignore] 29,Sep,13 22:56
 | some of my resipe sanmples for every one to utilise and gain expireance
Golden Brown Poo pancakes One of my favourite pancake recipes. The Dog Poo causes the pancake to change to a golden brown. Tastes great, fun to make. Just remember to collect the poo when it's fresh. 2 cups flour 2 Tbs granulated sugar 4 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 1 tsp cinnamon 1.5 cups milk 1 cup dog poo puree 4 eggs, separated ..25 cups melted butter Sift together dry ingredients. Combine milk, egg yolks, butter and dog poo puree. Make sure the poo is at a milky consistency. Stir into dry ingredients until just blended. Beat egg whites until stiff and fold into batter. Pour onto hot, oiled griddle, about 1/3 cup at a time. Cook until tops bubble and turn and cook other side. Dog poo can be substituted with cat, goat or bird feces. For a special treat add a couple freeze dried terds to the mix. Feces Pieces Pie For Dog feces base: 1 oreo/graham cracker pie crust 6 oz cream cheese (about 3/4 of a package) 1/2 cup sugar 1/4-1/2 cup milk 1/4-1/2 cup fresh creamy dog feces 1/2 cup whipping cream 1 env gelatin For custard: 2 eggs 1/4 cup sugar dark rum 
1/4-1/2 cup milk or cream 1 env gelatin Soften the cream cheese, and mix, adding milk a little at a time, until you get a smooth (no lumps !!) thick liquid somewhere between whipping cream and syrup in consistency. Blend in sugar on medium, until the mixture tastes like cheesecake (in fact, it IS cheesecake). Set aside. Blend cheesecake mixture with Feces. Leave on double boiler until you completely dissolve an envelope of gelatin in about 1/4 cup of hot water. Blend into the mixture, and after it has cooled a while, put it in the fridge until it thickens a little. While you wait, whip up the cream. After the mixture has thickened, fold in the whipped cream. Pour into the crust to slightly above half way. Eat remaining mixture (or fill second crust) Put in fridge to set (an hour or two). Break eggs into a small saucepan, and remove the stringy things that hold the yolk in place. Mix to an even consistency. Mix in milk, sugar and rum to taste. Take healthy swig of rum (by this time, you deserve it). Vary proportions to taste. Final mixture should be a pale yellow color. Put on low heat, and stir 'til thickened (the egg should cook a bit, maybe in five-ten minutes). Dissolve gelatin in 1/4 cup hot water and mix well. Set aside to cool. Once custard has cooled, pour on top of set feces mixture, which should now be firm. Guzzle remaining custard. Put back in the fridge. It should set in one or two hours. If the final product seems too mushy, put in freezer about an hour or two before serving. Serve with whipped cream (use rum instead of vanilla when whipping ). There's so much fat in there, a little whipped cream won't make a difference!!!!
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• 1 plastic jug- Mongo use Charlie’s old washer fluid tank from his work truck- still filled with blue juice
• 8 packets of expired fruit punch Kool-Aid
• 1 cup of brown sugar stolen from the WIC office- and sugar packets taken from Charlie probation office vists
• 6 slices of canned peaches (the ones floating in syrup that smells like battery acid, the kind manager from commoditities office)
Some of mamas forgotten oranges Mongo find in crisper.
• 1 loaf of wonder bread for fermentation yeast or more better yeast from mamas stinky pink pitif no have wonder bread mongo also steal from seagulls at park
• One propane tank sitting in sun to cook
• Mongo use wooden spoon Charlie used to beat mama with every day-
• A balloon or condom mama used to keep baby out of her cunny from hatching – smells like Mongos’ bag of balls on hot summer day
Mama watch me make this- with conern look but also Mongo think mama is special retard. Mamas eye remind Mongo of a racoon in heat. Charlie used to beat mama look at bigger cocks on site than his limp broken cock.
Directions:
Step 1 pour Dew and Kool-Aid and let it festure- When fizz it glow- Like police cruiser lights looking for Mongo step daddy Charlie.
Step 2- smash fruit together using feet and retard strength – juice everywhere like mama’s asshole after Arby’s and my ass cancer asshole
Step 3 sugar attack! Mongo open all packets with teeth. Sugar rain down like chaos or daddy have a diabetic seizure salad
Step 4- when the magic happens- Me add tampon soaked in mamas yeast filled cunty. Me not measure me shake jar like mama shake broccoli into her palsy. Mixture bubbles like mama gut after too much Arby’s
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Step 5- Me stretch balloon on top of jar and ballon squeak. Squeek worse than brakes on mamas Nissan Rogue. Me pook tiny hole so it can breath better than George Floyd or how mongo born through leady rubber. Balloon inflates magic rum alives like mama’s waistline. If ballaoon explode like mama toilet Mongo hide behind coach.
Mongo taste test- One week later mongo open jar. Balooon dellflate like mama’s asshole or Charlie’s knob after seeing mama naked. Mongo take sip mongo here ringining mongo vision gets blurry. Mama see Mongo and yells to spit out like mama sucking a trucker cock
Mongo not listening. Taste like low tide and turtle cage juice.
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