Fuck! If I could suck my own dick I would quit my job and blow myself all day! You guys that can are blessed! I tell you. I have had dreams about it and when I wake up it is such a fuckin' bummer. Well, a guy can dream.
used to be able to do it in high school... and then once or twice when I lost some weight after university... but the "beer belly" makes it impossible these days... (that and a super tight stiff back from dealing with the "pricks" at work)
Taken up selffucking instead , more pleasure too !!!
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here is one of mine:
its just a dream for me!...i envy any guy who can suck his own cock. only a guy knows how its supposed to be sucked!!!
damn you "god"...why didnt you give us a few more vertabrae to bend into the position! lmfao
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