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Halarious, Racy, Sarcastic T-shirts/ bumper stickers you've seen

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Started by PSerect [Ignore] 06,Sep,23 22:57  other posts
Post your favorite T-shirt, bumper sticker,etc you've come across that still makes you laugh. Here are two of my favorites.
A cute young bartender at a gay club in NYC I was at ine night had a T shirt that read " I'm not gay...but my asshole is"
A bumper sticker on the car in front of me today read " You're an Asshole! There, now I'm your life coach"
So share some that you thought were funny or clever
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By PSerect [Ignore] 17,Oct,23 18:52 other posts 
Loved seeing this bumper sticker
Me: Sometimes I talk to myself
Me: OMG Same!


By PSerect [Ignore] 30,Sep,23 14:12 other posts 
"My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats"


By PSerect [Ignore] 27,Sep,23 14:54 other posts 
" That ackward feeling when you realize you just used your AA medalion for a quarter at the liquer store"


By PSerect [Ignore] 27,Sep,23 14:53 other posts 
Bumper sticker " Autocorrect has become my worst enema"


By Maxwell_93 [Ignore] 26,Sep,23 17:06 other posts 
I saw the "Prius repellent" sticker on a diesel bomber irl and had to laugh
By PSerect [Ignore] 26,Sep,23 17:45 other posts 
I saw one similar on a MB suv. It said " Nice Prius, no one said...ever"


By wycowboy [Ignore] 14,Sep,23 11:09 other posts 
Welcome to Wyoming, actually, we don't give a fuck how you do it back home!
By phart [Ignore] 14,Sep,23 11:20 other posts 

Yep,very similar to the tag on the front of my dads truck.
"we don't give a damn how you did it up north".
By randm58 [Ignore] 26,Sep,23 17:24 other posts  ⤴


By PSerect [Ignore] 13,Sep,23 23:52 other posts 
Grammer, the difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Sep,23 09:17 other posts 
Excellent!
By randm58 [Ignore] 26,Sep,23 17:23 other posts  ⤴


By PSerect [Ignore] 26,Sep,23 16:46 other posts 
Bumper stickers I recently saw. " I rolled by eyes bakc so far, I could actually see my own asshole"

Cop said get out of the car. I said, Im too drunk, you get in. We laughed and laughed....I need bail money


By phart [Ignore] 15,Sep,23 18:57 other posts 
Tshirt,
Immigrants are like sperm ,millions come in but only 1 works!
By PSerect [Ignore] 15,Sep,23 20:36 other posts 
So bad, but funny


By PSerect [Ignore] 13,Sep,23 23:51 other posts 
Im not fucking stupid! I mean, I was, but I broke up with him months ago


By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Sep,23 19:35 other posts 
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By PSerect [Ignore] 13,Sep,23 23:50 other posts 


By PSerect [Ignore] 13,Sep,23 19:22 other posts 
New bumper sticker " The fact thats there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic"
By phart [Ignore] 13,Sep,23 21:33 other posts 


By PSerect [Ignore] 12,Sep,23 16:20 other posts 
Bumper sticker " Still waiting for all those cookies I accepted on-line"


By phart [Ignore] 07,Sep,23 21:38 other posts 
" I have a nice body
it is in the trunk and starting to smell"
By PSerect [Ignore] 08,Sep,23 01:37 other posts 
Funny
By PSerect [Ignore] 08,Sep,23 01:40 other posts  ⤴
Reminds me of something a guy said to our professor in college. When he walked into the room the guy said to him "Hey I had a sweater like that once...but then my dad got a job." We thought it was funny, The professor did not.


By Jamie [Ignore] 06,Sep,23 23:24 other posts 
oops
By PSerect [Ignore] 07,Sep,23 20:36 other posts 
Nice, same as the one I mentioned, just put a little nicer
By Jamie [Ignore] 07,Sep,23 21:30 other posts 


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