So what is a Piss Nugget? I just made up the term. But it came to me naturally. A couple days ago, I'm horny and I'm up early. I wait until I think my wife would be up. I go upstairs, lock the bedroom door and remove the blankets and her clothes. I notice a bit of toilet paper there, so like the gentleman I am I remove it. I then go at it hard. I'm licking it, trying all the techniques I've read about on the Internet. Until I lick deep enough that a Piss Nugget enters my mouth.

I know what has happened and I have a weak gag reflex, but I don't want her to feel uncomfortable. So I lick a few more times as I'm fighting gag coughs and try to naturally move my way up her body.

Rodeo guys have to stay on for 8 seconds. I'm not sure I made it that long before I chose to just cuddle. I got nothing that day. I also know what my wife's piss tastes like. I'm not a teacher, but if I was to grade it B minus.