So, I one time threw a paperball at a friend in class and the teacher caught me. She got angry and I had to write 50 reasons why I should not throw things in class.

I went for the jokes because I was an idiot. So one of my reasons was "I shouldn't throw a paperball at anyone because of my arm strength and if Scott happened to put his hand up at the same time, my paperball might hit his arm and sever it and then we would have to call him One-Armed Scott, which wouldn't be nice." Anyway, imagine 50 of these non-sensical replies and I made sure I stayed in the lines on the paper.

The next day the teacher announces that she is thankful that I did this and hopefully I learnt my lesson. Then she makes me stand up and read all 50 of them to the class. Comedy wise, it worked, but damn was that embarrassing.