New toy coming - page #1

I promised I'd tell you when it arrived, and it finally came, after being stuck in Customs a long time. It looks basically like what's in the pictures in the ad, although it seems smaller in real life. I wouldn't care about that....It looks big enough, but it has real shortcomings. The loops in the front that are supposed to be for the cock and balls are quite small, but more importantly, although they describe them as soft silicone that should be stretchy enough to stuff our goodies through, the loops are a fairly rigid plastic with very little give. I was able, with a lot of struggling, to stuff my cock through the first loop, but no amount of effort would let me get my scrotum through the second loop. Again with high effort, I was able to push the loose skin of my sack through the loop, but no way to insert my balls. And I'll say again...that part of putting this device on was difficult and somewhat painful. When I finally had used the loops to at least anchor the device at the front, I lubed up the back part and inserted it. The vibrator that fits in your ass isn't very big. I think I got it in far enough that it wasn't too far from my prostate, but not actually in contact with it. When I started the vibrator, it works alright.....Not really intense because the perineum and anal vibrators don't fit tightly enough to transmit a lot of vibration. The sensation was interesting, but nowhere near intense enough to bring me to orgasm. My conclusion.....This thing was a big disappointment, compared to what the ad inferred it would do. Further, because it's from China, although they offer a return option, it's so costly to ship back that it's not worthwhile. I threw this thing in the drawer, but I doubt I'll ever use it again. My main benefit from this experience is learning never to buy anything that's advertised on Facebook, never buy anything made in China, and remember the saying "buyer beware".....There's a lot of truth in it.