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By phart [Ignore] 23,Jan,18 20:00   Pageviews: 119

I was told I have a name similar to a disgusting bodily function. Duh,yep.Well,it came about because when i first came upon this site I had ate a bunch of beans and onions a couple hours before. So when it came time to come up with a nick name,my eyes were burning and such,i thought it was a sign and so you could say the name just came to me!
What would be a good nickname?
Jackass whisperer',or just Jack Ass? Or what?
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By Blueveinlover [Ignore] 21,Mar,24 19:34
My fathers name was F H Hart, farty, how anyone can take offense at that is beyond my comprehension as far as I know we all fart
Besides that these are nicknames not our real names, no one calls me bluey for instance
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By #692491 [Ignore] 19,Apr,23 13:55
Bro the amount of jokes I can't make if you change your name is massive. Please never change it. I'm glad you didn't.
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By tecsan [Ignore] 21,Dec,22 03:54
Late as usual, but you have a great name here and do not change it, but it is up to you. Think I already made a similar comment. Just go with it.
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By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 12,Jan,21 05:40
Maybe there should be a poll.
I vote...change it. Sorry phart but farts are disgusting as all hell. For real.
Not that I have some great screen name myself...and some of my pictures are disgusting, I realize that, like my peeing ones...so if anybody tells me I can't afford to be pointing fingers because I'm offensive too, well, I'd agree with them...but...
I like you but I hate farts.
I don't like thinking about them.
Your name makes me think of a vile, stenchy, mud-brown cloudlette.
And makes me think of horrible shit smell.
Just my vote.
Butt...do whatever you want.
Hope you take my message with a grain of HUMOR...I'm not picking on you.
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By phart [Ignore] 12,Jan,21 11:17⤴


By phart [Ignore] 23,Feb,19 15:19
OK,looks like since I keep getting the frowny face, I may change my nick name here to Grouchy old Phart!
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By tecsan [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 06:37⤴
Like the grouchy ole phart the best, but I still would not change...Stick by it...༼☯﹏☯༽


By #460523 [Ignore] 12,Aug,18 17:49
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By phart [Ignore] 19,May,18 11:16
As of lately, when I go out in public, the way young attractive women look at me,and the fact NO one looks at me for very long, I must need to change it to "OLD Phart".
But maby "Lonely Old Phart" would be more accurate.
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By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 04:13
Well why not go whole hog and call yourself FART?
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By phart [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 14:26⤴
I wanted to be creative,Fart is just to plain and easy.
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 16:54⤴
Ah, I see. Well you could call yourself the sound of a fart, like "BLORT!" Or, "BLAAAAAAAT!" Or call yourself The Stinky Squeaker.
By phart [Ignore] 24,Mar,18 10:38⤴
Phartacus,the God of gas!

Subjects in my kingdom must Sacrifice their eggs and beans to me or inhale my WRATH!
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 24,Mar,18 16:28⤴


By #24318 [Ignore] 27,Jan,18 21:05
Noooooooo 😳
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By phart [Ignore] 31,Jan,18 10:31⤴
Apparently 1 member thinks I do,they blacklisted me because I ask a question and they said I could start by not having such a offensive name.
Thank you for your reply,I love your pics,!
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 19:53⤴
L.O.L. ...Well if a very beautiful woman who is also the queen of this site likes your name here, you must be doing something right.
By phart [Ignore] 23,Mar,18 22:25⤴


By onthelose [Ignore] 25,Jan,18 16:58
I see nothing wrong with your current name. Nothing funnier than a phart unless its in church. That's another story for another time.
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